The Sure Thing
This isn't permanent
But I wish it wouldn't change so slow
You don't know what you meant
I don't feel like letting you know
And I've seen you so drunk you could not find the floor
It's nothing everybody hasn't seen before
I'm the sure thing
So spin the wheel again
Your luck is going to run out soon
But you don't know when
I've seen the balance act
You are the actor of a thousand extremes
Extremely confident
And I've seen you spinning tragic tales for me to tell
With those fifty words you know and five that you use well
I'm the sure thing
So wager all you've got
The tables not just turning, it's begun to rot
I'm the sure thing
So spin the wheel once more
I'm not surprised to see the gambler turn a whore
It's nothing everybody hasn't seen before
(1993-94, St. John's)